MySmellyFarts

My Smelly Farts

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This classic video was posted before the 2016 elections. Since it was (and still is) pertinent, I include it here.

I work hard at mYsMELLYfARTS.
In all, this video took nine years to make...
several years to write the song, a long break, then 6 weeks to make the video.

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Reality Shows

My brother (rip) and I would regularly watch "Fast and Loud", a show about restoring cars. We had already been dabbling in car and motorcycle restoration before the reality shows started to dominate. We could find, for example, an Oldsmobile 442 convertible for as little as $4900. But as these restoration shows became more popular, everybody started looking for that car, soon none could be found for less than $25,000. The market dried up to all but the richest of clients. Soon the only ones able to pull off the restorations were those with TV shows because they had all the publicity and were experienced at blowing smoke up rich people's as*es. This knocked thousands of shops out of work, mine included.

On "Alaska State Troopers", there was an excess of caribou, so the state eased restrictions for hunting season and allowed more "hunters" to participate in hunting season. This resulted in a line of cars parked along the highway with car motors running and the a/c on, deck chairs and coolers, shooting at anything that moved, i.e. illegal kills.

On "Wicked Tuna", there are now so many boats that there are traffic jams on the water, along with your standard issue rude drivers. There are now so many out on the water that the price of tuna has collapsed at the same time that the tuna are being fished to extiction. Soon, only the rich...

So, now you get to watch them on TV. And if it's on TV, it's too late for you to actually do it in person.

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